You know you're in a bad movie when the Catholic clergy is being played by Jews.

You can't suppress Bodily Functions

You can always tell when something is good, because the studio senses it has something good, and you can see them pour more and more resources into it. The promotion gets bigger and bigger.

We did six records, then six movies. Now we need to do six of something else, so we get 666 - and then our master Satan can return!

Being a Chicano in Hollywood, my experience is that you're not given credit for any sophistication... You're just kind of some guy that just crossed the border, you know, on the back of a truck and that's it.

Comedy teams are a real hard thing to do. That's why you don't see any of them.

I guess one of the ways that karma works is that it finds out what you are most afraid of and then makes that happen eventually.