You know you're in a bad movie when the Catholic clergy is being played by Jews.

To do a comedy team, it requires so much extracurricular stuff, so much compromise, so much intuitiveness to know what the other guy is doing. That's why it's so hard to do it.

I guess one of the ways that karma works is that it finds out what you are most afraid of and then makes that happen eventually.

I think you can directly link chihuahuas to Dow Jones.

We did six records, then six movies. Now we need to do six of something else, so we get 666 - and then our master Satan can return!

Mexicans are quasi-legal.

I was part of the draft resistance movement in LA where we did demonstrations at the draft centre and burned our cards and made a lot of trouble on campus.