I get much more respect, as befits my age. And I have nothing to complain about.

Comedy teams are a real hard thing to do. That's why you don't see any of them.

I was an altar boy and a choir member.

Being a Chicano in Hollywood, my experience is that you're not given credit for any sophistication... You're just kind of some guy that just crossed the border, you know, on the back of a truck and that's it.

Marijuana was a new phenomenon when we started. Now it's for everyone - doctors, lawyers, presidents.

Well, sometimes you need the fields to lie fallow in order to gain nutrients.

We did six records, then six movies. Now we need to do six of something else, so we get 666 - and then our master Satan can return!