Comedy teams are a real hard thing to do. That's why you don't see any of them.

We did six records, then six movies. Now we need to do six of something else, so we get 666 - and then our master Satan can return!

I guess one of the ways that karma works is that it finds out what you are most afraid of and then makes that happen eventually.

Well, sometimes you need the fields to lie fallow in order to gain nutrients.

Mexicans are quasi-legal.

Rich white guys. That's the true minority.

Yeah, I'm the go-to guy for Mexican priests.