Comedy teams are a real hard thing to do. That's why you don't see any of them.

We did six records, then six movies. Now we need to do six of something else, so we get 666 - and then our master Satan can return!

I guess one of the ways that karma works is that it finds out what you are most afraid of and then makes that happen eventually.

You can't suppress Bodily Functions

Being a Chicano in Hollywood, my experience is that you're not given credit for any sophistication... You're just kind of some guy that just crossed the border, you know, on the back of a truck and that's it.

Rich white guys. That's the true minority.

Hey, I was raised in the church.