I'm still friends with all my exes, apart from my husbands.

I went through absolute stress and mayhem. I couldn't go out, because people were constantly on my back all the time.

If a man's a good kisser, he's a great f-.

One thing about prejudices -- once you break one of them, you're screwed, because then they all have got to go.

Donald Trump can't come up with a hairstyle that looks human, how can he come up with a plan to defeat ISIS.

Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable.

I've had so many rebirths, I should come with my own midwife by now.