Would you look at that body language? Legs crossed towards each other. That is an unequivocal sex invite.

If you are going to wait for someone to encourage you to do something, you just better give up.

My mother was the most creative, fantastic person and would come up with great things for us to do. She'd buy art supplies and all of us would sit around painting. I was lucky.

Sometimes I feel like an old hooker.

Where's my white collarless shirt from Fred Segal? It's my most capable-looking outfit!

I haven't a clue why I've lasted so long. There's no reason. There are many people more talented than me. I think it's luck.

So okay, I don't want to be a traitor to my generation and all, but I don't get how guys dress today. I mean, come on, it looks like they just fell out of bed and put on some baggy pants and take their greasy hair-ew!-and cover it up with a backwards cap and like, we're expected to swoon? I don't think so.