I think that the longer I look good, the better gay men feel.

Some years I'm the coolest thing that ever happened, and then the next year everyone's so over me, and I'm just so past my sell date.

I've had so many rebirths, I should come with my own midwife by now.

I haven't a clue why I've lasted so long. There's no reason. There are many people more talented than me. I think it's luck.

Gay guys like a certain kind of woman. They like a flamboyant woman that's broken. They like a balls-to-the-wall woman, motherly but not; sexual but not. Gay guys are like this: they either love you or they don't even know you're on the planet. Once you have them, you have them.

I always wanted to be famous because I thought that if I couldn't be good [at something], I'd be famous. I was never really good. I was just something different and I got to be famous for being different.

Where's my white collarless shirt from Fred Segal? It's my most capable-looking outfit!