I'm just the worst little Buddhist in town.

It was always 'Cher', I never thought of myself as anything but 'Cher'.

Where's my white collarless shirt from Fred Segal? It's my most capable-looking outfit!

I never cared about money. I'm not destined to be a rich woman. I'm destined to be a woman who makes a lot of money and never has any. I've made millions and millions and millions of dollars and I just spend it.

I don't like Bush. I don't trust him. I don't like his record. He's stupid. He's lazy.

My relationships usually last a few years. When I'm involved with a man, other men are fascinated with me, but the minute I'm single again, half of those men disappear because they don't have the balls to really want me.

There's not someone who tells you how adorable you are and rubs your head and goes into a crowded press conference and stands at the back and winks at you so that you think, 'I can get through this.'