I'm just the worst little Buddhist in town.

To me marriage is for five or ten years

I am never offended when I see the drag-queens dressed up like me.

Some guy said to me: Don't you think you're too old to sing rock n' roll? I said: You'd better check with Mick Jagger.

Would you look at that body language? Legs crossed towards each other. That is an unequivocal sex invite.

I never read in school. I got really bad grades-D's and F's and C's in some classes, and A's and B's in other classes. In the second week of the 11th grade, I just quit. When I was in school, it was really difficult. Almost everything I learned, I had to learn by listening. My report cards always said that I was not living up to my potential.

Going hungry never bothered me - it was having no clothes.