Don't take your toys inside just because it's raining.
If I want to put my tits on my back, it's nobody's business but my own.
Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable.
Living your life the way you want to live it is the most important thing so if you have to pay small prices along the way, it's not important.
I can't do coffee, but I can do Dr. Pepper.
OMG! Is this true? [Marcus Bachmann] has a Christian clinic where he de-programs gay boys & girls! I'm gonna strangle him with my Boa!