Men aren't necessities, they're luxuries.

I'm still friends with all my exes, apart from my husbands.

I'm like a bumper car. When I did an infomercial I was fodder for every TV comedy show. I couldn't get a job. People said I was a huge joke. I've been a joke so many times. I've been on my way out since I started, but I'm strong-willed. My mother is so much tougher than I am and my grandmother is so much tougher than my mother.

Would you look at that body language? Legs crossed towards each other. That is an unequivocal sex invite.

One thing about prejudices -- once you break one of them, you're screwed, because then they all have got to go.

I remember a great America where we made everything. There was a time when the only thing you got from Japan was a really bad cheap transistor radio that some aunt gave you for Christmas.

If grass can grow through cement, love can find you at every time in your life.