Men aren't necessities, they're luxuries.

There's not someone who tells you how adorable you are and rubs your head and goes into a crowded press conference and stands at the back and winks at you so that you think, 'I can get through this.'

It’s not necessary, in order to be a complete person, that I have a man. It’s not the end-all, be-all of my life.

Searching for a boy in high school is as useless as searching for meaning in a Pauly Shore movie.

I am never offended when I see the drag-queens dressed up like me.

If grass can grow through cement, love can find you at every time in your life.

Donald Trump can't come up with a hairstyle that looks human, how can he come up with a plan to defeat ISIS.