So okay, I don't want to be a traitor to my generation and all, but I don't get how guys dress today. I mean, come on, it looks like they just fell out of bed and put on some baggy pants and take their greasy hair-ew!-and cover it up with a backwards cap and like, we're expected to swoon? I don't think so.

I am never offended when I see the drag-queens dressed up like me.

I don't like Bush. I don't trust him. I don't like his record. He's stupid. He's lazy.

I'm scared to death of being poor. It's like a fat girl who loses 500 pounds but is always fat inside. I grew up poor and will always feel poor inside. It's my pet paranoia.

There is only one value to having the look you have when you are young and no value to the look you have when you are older.

Someone once said "The only thing that will be left after a nuclear holocaust is Cher and cockroaches." I think that's funny, because, you know, I am a survivor. If I am anything, that's what I am.

I really don't think of myself as a singer. I think of myself as an entertainer, and the best place I do it is onstage.