So okay, I don't want to be a traitor to my generation and all, but I don't get how guys dress today. I mean, come on, it looks like they just fell out of bed and put on some baggy pants and take their greasy hair-ew!-and cover it up with a backwards cap and like, we're expected to swoon? I don't think so.

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing - and then marry him.

Men are a luxury, not a necessity.

I'm like a bumper car. When I did an infomercial I was fodder for every TV comedy show. I couldn't get a job. People said I was a huge joke. I've been a joke so many times. I've been on my way out since I started, but I'm strong-willed. My mother is so much tougher than I am and my grandmother is so much tougher than my mother.

Husbands are like fires - they go out when they're left unattended.

Life is about enjoying yourself and having a good time.

I haven't a clue why I've lasted so long. There's no reason. There are many people more talented than me. I think it's luck.