If a man's a good kisser, he's a great f-.

I don't need a man. But I'm happier with one. I like to have someone I can touch and squeeze and kiss. But I don't fold up and die if I don't have a man around.

I'm going to have wrinkles really soon

Women, unlike most men, are able to accept mystery, accept whatever comes to them - even if it's not logical.

It's a dirty job being ridiculous, but I'll do it

I've been screaming at the top of my lungs at my family, 'Work out! Work out! Old age is coming!'

It's my body and if I want to do it like Michael Jackson, I will. My nose bothered me for a long time. Now it's smaller and I'm happy. If I wanna put my tits on my back, they're mine!