Sometimes I don't tell the truth, which is telling the truth about not telling the truth. I think people don't tell the truth when they're afraid that something bad's going to happen if they tell the truth. I say things all the time that I could really get into trouble for, but they kind of blow over.

If you can't go straight ahead, you go around the corner.

Sometimes I feel like an old hooker.

Men are a luxury, not a necessity.

I won't be able to do what I'm doing forever. There aren't that many scripts floating around for fifty-year-old chicks.

If a man's a good kisser, he's a great f-.

You've probably noticed already that I'm dressed like a grown-up... I apologize to the Academy, and I promise that I will never do it again.