Someone once said "The only thing that will be left after a nuclear holocaust is Cher and cockroaches." I think that's funny, because, you know, I am a survivor. If I am anything, that's what I am.

I know I'm not supposed to have any opinions about politics, because I'm famous.

If you're black in this country, if you're a woman in this country, if you are any minority in this country at all, what could possibly possess you to vote Republican?

For someone who likes tattoos, the most precious thing is bare skin.

I was a shy ugly kid who led a big fantasy life. I thought I was an angel sent from heaven, to cure polio. When Dr. Salk did that I was really pissed off.

If you are going to wait for someone to encourage you to do something, you just better give up.

Donald Trump can't come up with a hairstyle that looks human, how can he come up with a plan to defeat ISIS.