OMG! Is this true? [Marcus Bachmann] has a Christian clinic where he de-programs gay boys & girls! I'm gonna strangle him with my Boa!
I've been up and down so many times that I feel as if I'm in a revolving door.
I would have gone home to my mother, but I'm not that crazy about my mother.
I'm still friends with all my exes, apart from my husbands.
Donald Trump can't come up with a hairstyle that looks human, how can he come up with a plan to defeat ISIS.
You can't just sit around and watch life pass you by. You have to keep dreaming. Sonny taught me that, and I intend to do him proud.