Until mankind is peaceful enough not to have violence on the news, there's no point in taking it out of shows that need it for entertainment value.

I am never offended when I see the drag-queens dressed up like me.

Fitness - if it came in a bottle, everybody would have a great body.

I can't do coffee, but I can do Dr. Pepper.

To me marriage is for five or ten years

If I want to put my tits on my back, it's nobody's business but my own.

If you're black in this country, if you're a woman in this country, if you are any minority in this country at all, what could possibly possess you to vote Republican?