My relationships usually last a few years. When I'm involved with a man, other men are fascinated with me, but the minute I'm single again, half of those men disappear because they don't have the balls to really want me.
If you can't go straight ahead, you go around the corner.
I'm just the worst little Buddhist in town.
Honesty makes me feel powerful in a difficult world.
If grass can grow through cement, love can find you at every time in your life.
OMG! Is this true? [Marcus Bachmann] has a Christian clinic where he de-programs gay boys & girls! I'm gonna strangle him with my Boa!