Until mankind is peaceful enough not to have violence on the news, there's no point in taking it out of shows that need it for entertainment value.

Searching for a boy in high school is as useless as searching for meaning in a Pauly Shore movie.

Words are like weapons; they wound sometimes.

Don't take your toys inside just because it's raining.

I wouldn't mind living with someone forever. I don't really want to get married. I don't see any reason for it. And yet I'm so romantic that every time I think I meet someone I want to live with them forever and ever.

Would you look at that body language? Legs crossed towards each other. That is an unequivocal sex invite.

Unless you're willing to look a little foolish, forget the possibility of becoming great.