Until mankind is peaceful enough not to have violence on the news, there's no point in taking it out of shows that need it for entertainment value.

Younger men are more supportive and a lot less demanding, and they also have more time for their relationships.

OMG! Is this true? [Marcus Bachmann] has a Christian clinic where he de-programs gay boys & girls! I'm gonna strangle him with my Boa!

Men aren't necessities, they're luxuries.

I am the girl who everyone said was never going anywhere. I guess I shocked a few people.

Anyone who's a great kisser I'm always interested in.

Sometimes I don't tell the truth, which is telling the truth about not telling the truth. I think people don't tell the truth when they're afraid that something bad's going to happen if they tell the truth. I say things all the time that I could really get into trouble for, but they kind of blow over.