Until mankind is peaceful enough not to have violence on the news, there's no point in taking it out of shows that need it for entertainment value.

Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable.

Women are the architects of society

I am never offended when I see the drag-queens dressed up like me.

The first concert I attended was an Elvis concert when I was eleven. Even at that age he made me realize the tremendous effect a performer could have on an audience.

Christian said he'd call the next day, but in boy time that meant Thursday.

I'm just the worst little Buddhist in town.