The only grounds for divorce in California are marriage.

Younger men are more supportive and a lot less demanding, and they also have more time for their relationships.

If you're black in this country, if you're a woman in this country, if you are any minority in this country at all, what could possibly possess you to vote Republican?

I would have gone home to my mother, but I'm not that crazy about my mother.

I'm the female equivalent of a counterfeit $20 bill. Half of what you see is a pretty good reproduction, the rest is a fraud.

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing - and then marry him.

I'm scared to death of being poor. It's like a fat girl who loses 500 pounds but is always fat inside. I grew up poor and will always feel poor inside. It's my pet paranoia.