You make good coffee . . . You're a slob, but you make good coffee.
Husbands are like fires - they go out when they're left unattended.
One thing about prejudices -- once you break one of them, you're screwed, because then they all have got to go.
Come hell or water high you'll never see me cry this is our last good bye.
Gay guys like a certain kind of woman. They like a flamboyant woman that's broken. They like a balls-to-the-wall woman, motherly but not; sexual but not. Gay guys are like this: they either love you or they don't even know you're on the planet. Once you have them, you have them.
I've had so many rebirths, I should come with my own midwife by now.