Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable.

Sometimes you have to show a little skin. This reminds boys of being naked, and then they think of sex.

It's my body and if I want to do it like Michael Jackson, I will. My nose bothered me for a long time. Now it's smaller and I'm happy. If I wanna put my tits on my back, they're mine!

Until mankind is peaceful enough not to have violence on the news, there's no point in taking it out of shows that need it for entertainment value.

If a man's a good kisser, he's a great f-.

Younger men are more supportive and a lot less demanding, and they also have more time for their relationships.

I would have gone home to my mother, but I'm not that crazy about my mother.