Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable.

I've been screaming at the top of my lungs at my family, 'Work out! Work out! Old age is coming!'

If you're black in this country, if you're a woman in this country, if you are any minority in this country at all, what could possibly possess you to vote Republican?

Husbands are like fires - they go out when they're left unattended.

At first all I wanted to be was famous; then I realized that fame had nothing to do with talent. I felt that I didn't do anything quite well enough, that I was one of those people who was famous but not very talented. So I said, okay, I'll be the Dinah Shore of the Seventies, on TV all the time but nobody quite knows why.

I'm going to have wrinkles really soon

I'm learning English at the moment. I can say 'Big Ben', 'Hello Rodney', 'Tower Bridge' and 'Loo'.