Donald Trump can't come up with a hairstyle that looks human, how can he come up with a plan to defeat ISIS.

I wouldn't give myself any advice, because advice is kinda bullshit. Take a deep breath and don't take any of it too seriously.

I am a part of history whether people want to take it seriously or not.

There's not someone who tells you how adorable you are and rubs your head and goes into a crowded press conference and stands at the back and winks at you so that you think, 'I can get through this.'

If grass can grow through cement, love can find you at every time in your life.

Searching for a boy in high school is as useless as searching for meaning in a Pauly Shore movie.

I don't like Bush. I don't trust him. I don't like his record. He's stupid. He's lazy.