Donald Trump can't come up with a hairstyle that looks human, how can he come up with a plan to defeat ISIS.

Men are a luxury, not a necessity.

I'm not gonna become Ann Bancroft or Meryl Streep and have all the burden that being a "serious actress" entails.

You make good coffee . . . You're a slob, but you make good coffee.

I can't do coffee, but I can do Dr. Pepper.

For someone who likes tattoos, the most precious thing is bare skin.

I don't need a man. But I'm happier with one. I like to have someone I can touch and squeeze and kiss. But I don't fold up and die if I don't have a man around.