Donald Trump can't come up with a hairstyle that looks human, how can he come up with a plan to defeat ISIS.

Honesty makes me feel powerful in a difficult world.

Husbands are like fires - they go out when they're left unattended.

Sometimes I don't tell the truth, which is telling the truth about not telling the truth. I think people don't tell the truth when they're afraid that something bad's going to happen if they tell the truth. I say things all the time that I could really get into trouble for, but they kind of blow over.

I am a part of history whether people want to take it seriously or not.

I wouldn't mind living with someone forever. I don't really want to get married. I don't see any reason for it. And yet I'm so romantic that every time I think I meet someone I want to live with them forever and ever.

I'm not a role model, nor have I ever tried to be a role model. The only thing about me as a role model is I've managed to stay here and be working and survive. For 40 years.