I was a shy ugly kid who led a big fantasy life. I thought I was an angel sent from heaven, to cure polio. When Dr. Salk did that I was really pissed off.
I can't do coffee, but I can do Dr. Pepper.
If a man's a good kisser, he's a great f-.
The only grounds for divorce in California are marriage.
I don't like Bush. I don't trust him. I don't like his record. He's stupid. He's lazy.
My relationships usually last a few years. When I'm involved with a man, other men are fascinated with me, but the minute I'm single again, half of those men disappear because they don't have the balls to really want me.