A girl can wait for the right man to come along but in the meantime that still doesn't mean she can't have a wonderful time with all the wrong ones.

Sometimes I don't tell the truth, which is telling the truth about not telling the truth. I think people don't tell the truth when they're afraid that something bad's going to happen if they tell the truth. I say things all the time that I could really get into trouble for, but they kind of blow over.

I've been screaming at the top of my lungs at my family, 'Work out! Work out! Old age is coming!'

Meryl Streep is an acting machine in the same sense that a shark is a killing machine.

I'm like a bumper car. When I did an infomercial I was fodder for every TV comedy show. I couldn't get a job. People said I was a huge joke. I've been a joke so many times. I've been on my way out since I started, but I'm strong-willed. My mother is so much tougher than I am and my grandmother is so much tougher than my mother.

I know I'm not supposed to have any opinions about politics, because I'm famous.

There is only one value to having the look you have when you are young and no value to the look you have when you are older.