I went through absolute stress and mayhem. I couldn't go out, because people were constantly on my back all the time.

When you stop trying to find the right man and start becoming the right woman, the right man will find his way to you.

Women are the architects of society

Searching for a boy in high school is as useless as searching for meaning in a Pauly Shore movie.

Sometimes I don't tell the truth, which is telling the truth about not telling the truth. I think people don't tell the truth when they're afraid that something bad's going to happen if they tell the truth. I say things all the time that I could really get into trouble for, but they kind of blow over.

You've probably noticed already that I'm dressed like a grown-up... I apologize to the Academy, and I promise that I will never do it again.

At first all I wanted to be was famous; then I realized that fame had nothing to do with talent. I felt that I didn't do anything quite well enough, that I was one of those people who was famous but not very talented. So I said, okay, I'll be the Dinah Shore of the Seventies, on TV all the time but nobody quite knows why.