The uninformed must improve their deficit, or die.

Here's a riddle: When is a croquet mallet like a billy club? I'll tell you: Whenever you want it to be!

The proper order of things is often a mystery to me. You, too?

Haste makes waste, so I rarely hurry. But if a ferret were about to dart up my dress, I'd run.

Those who say there's nothing like a nice cup of tea for calming the nerves never had *real* tea. It's like a syringe of adrenaline straight to the heart!

I can't know everything, pretend you're an orphan.

Meta-Essence is the life-force of Wonderland. That of your enemies is especially potent. Collect what you can. Use it wisely.