The uninformed must improve their deficit, or die.

That was rude, you *are*! Rabbit knows a thing or two and I myself, don't need a weathervane to tell which way the wind blows.

Here's a riddle: When is a croquet mallet like a billy club? I'll tell you: Whenever you want it to be!

Is our situation not dismal? Wonderland is so discombobulated that lady bugs have turned belligerent and enlisted in the queen's army! Punish their conversion!

Haste makes waste, so I rarely hurry. But if a ferret were about to dart up my dress, I'd run.

Those who say there's nothing like a nice cup of tea for calming the nerves never had *real* tea. It's like a syringe of adrenaline straight to the heart!

I can't know everything, pretend you're an orphan.