Cheshire Cat Quotes

Here's a riddle: When is a croquet mallet like a billy club? I'll tell you: Whenever you want it to be!

Those who say there's nothing like a nice cup of tea for calming the nerves never had *real* tea. It's like a syringe of adrenaline straight to the heart!

The uninformed must improve their deficit, or die.

I'm afraid I have to expel a rather ferocious hairball. You're on your own, girl.

The proper order of things is often a mystery to me. You, too?

I've never trusted toadstools, but I suppose some must have their good points.

That was rude, you *are*! Rabbit knows a thing or two and I myself, don't need a weathervane to tell which way the wind blows.

Haste makes waste, so I rarely hurry. But if a ferret were about to dart up my dress, I'd run.

Meta-Essence is the life-force of Wonderland. That of your enemies is especially potent. Collect what you can. Use it wisely.

If your stature were an illness, it seems that the Centipede dispenses medicine to make you well.

I can't know everything, pretend you're an orphan.

The Queen is dead and gone. Well, at least she's gone... for now. Long live Alice! Long live Wonderland.

Let your *need* guide you behavior. *Supress* your instinct to lead... Pursue Rabbit!

To the royal guards of this realm, we are all victims in-waiting.

Is our situation not dismal? Wonderland is so discombobulated that lady bugs have turned belligerent and enlisted in the queen's army! Punish their conversion!