You're sad-looking," she said. "My grandson used to be such a happy boy. He used to write me stories. I remember the first story he ever wrote me, 'Once upon a time, there was a boy.' And that became 'Once upon a time there was a boy who wanted to fly.' And they kept getting better and better over time. I never found out if the boy got to fly." I gave her a small smile. If only she knew the boy's wings had been clipped.

I don’t think I have the right parts to appreciate '50 Shades of Grey'.

If you truly own who you are, no one can use you against you.

My imaginary friends have become my imaginary children.

I don't necessarily consider myself a virgin, probably because I have such a penetrating personality

Not taking yourself too seriously, that's the important thing.

I'm pretty sure I'm going to fall in my GaGa shoes one night on tour and I'm hoping it becomes a Youtube sensation.