You'd think after thousands of years on this planet the human race would have released some kind of handbook for teenagers, telling them how to get through teenagehood and get help for their issues. Yet here we are, struggling through it in our own ways.
Chris ColferI can act... I do a little writing as well. And I'm good at typing. I'm a creative typist, actually.
Chris ColferI hate mirrors; every time I look in one I see things that could be improved. If I could give my younger self any advice it would be: โTake a deep breath, the world is not ending โ and do something with your hair.โ I had the same haircut from when I was a toddler all the way through high school, it was this weird side-parting. I didnโt like change.
Chris ColferWhat grinds me the most is that weโre sending kids out into the world who donโt know how to balance a checkbook, donโt know how to apply for a loan, donโt even know how to properly fill out a job application, but because they know the quadratic formula we consider them prepared for the world?
Chris ColferEveryone that I meet always wants me to direct, but whenever I think of directing, I think of aligning shots. I'd definitely have to write and direct something. But I don't know if I could.
Chris ColferI was reading that lightning is a negative charge that comes from the friction that clouds carry. And since opposites attract, I would like to think that he was so positive the moment that he died, so happy, he pulled that bolt right out of the sky. I donโt know if thatโs possible, but thatโs what I believe.
Chris Colfer