I can act... I do a little writing as well. And I'm good at typing. I'm a creative typist, actually.

If you are going to live in a house made of candy, don't move next door to a couple of obese kids. A lot of these fairy-tale characters are missing common sense.

A flame may love a snowflake, but they can never be together without each harming the other.

Woo! It's so cold, I think we may be twin sisters now," he said through rattling teeth.

I’m not really afraid to be my awkward self, and I know there’s lots and lots of other people just like me out there that are awkward themselves. And I think they just appreciate that I’m not afraid to say the weird things that I say and tweet the obnoxious things that I tweet. But I’ve tried being other people and myself suits me the best. I think you just be honest. I think people respond to honesty.

Oh, I have this feud going with the L.A. Unified School District, because I keep getting these phone calls saying my daughter keeps missing classes, I mean, at all hours of the night, I had like, two calls this morning and I keep calling saying I haven't got a daughter!

I was very tiny...I spent most of my time stuffed into lockers. Thank god for cell phones, or I'd still be there.