When people hurt you over and over, think of them like sand paper. They may scratch and hurt you a bit, but in the end, you end up polished and they end up useless.

People are not born heroes or villains; they’re created by the people around them.

I don’t think I have the right parts to appreciate '50 Shades of Grey'.

My life is an awkward visit from the kid's table while awaiting a History Channel special.

But anyone can write, right?'" Conner asked. "I mean, that's why authors get judged so harshly, isn't it? Because technically everyone could do it if they wanted to." "Just because anyone can do something doesn't mean everyone should," Mrs. Peters said. "Besides, anyone with an Internet connection feels they have the credentials to critique or belittle anything these days.

Oh, I have this feud going with the L.A. Unified School District, because I keep getting these phone calls saying my daughter keeps missing classes, I mean, at all hours of the night, I had like, two calls this morning and I keep calling saying I haven't got a daughter!

It doesn't matter how old I get, I always act like an excited five year-old kid with severe ADD and a waddle at Disneyland.