It doesn't matter how old I get, I always act like an excited five year-old kid with severe ADD and a waddle at Disneyland.
I could never rap, personally. I can't even wrap presents.
The higher the hair, the closer to god.
Besides, anyone with an Internet connection feels they have the credentials to critique or belittle anything these days.
I'm horrible at auditions anyway. Maybe that's why I never got anything.
I almost shat my pants. Literally, the floor was almost covered in my shat.