To Grandma: Once upon a time, there was a boy who flew.

Everyone that I meet always wants me to direct, but whenever I think of directing, I think of aligning shots. I'd definitely have to write and direct something. But I don't know if I could.

I just downloaded the new Alvin and the Chipmunks album! They're the only guys that make music in my key!

I was very tiny...I spent most of my time stuffed into lockers. Thank god for cell phones, or I'd still be there.

What grinds me the most is that we’re sending kids out into the world who don’t know how to balance a checkbook, don’t know how to apply for a loan, don’t even know how to properly fill out a job application, but because they know the quadratic formula we consider them prepared for the world?

I may have no idea what I'm talking about," I said, a little ticked off now. "But we're all a part of a minority waiting for a majority to pull their heads out of their asses.

I'm allergic to stupidity.