I've been pushed down many flights of stairs in my time, but I always manage to find an elevator

I really think, without trying to give us credit that we don't deserve, I really feel like Kurt and Blaine are a modern version of Lucy and Ricky. Oh, I'm Lucy for sure.

When one thing takes another away, what do we call that?” she asked my class. “Homicide!” I called out

Right now, we're living in an ugly chapter of our lives, but books always get better!

What grinds me the most is that we’re sending kids out into the world who don’t know how to balance a checkbook, don’t know how to apply for a loan, don’t even know how to properly fill out a job application, but because they know the quadratic formula we consider them prepared for the world?

Don’t listen to what people tell you because they’ll try to bring you down. And don’t listen to yourself, either, because yourself will try to bring you down even more so than anyone else. As long as you just put all your energy into one thing, it can happen.

I don't necessarily consider myself a virgin, probably because I have such a penetrating personality