Besides, anyone with an Internet connection feels they have the credentials to critique or belittle anything these days.

I wasn't going to get such a nice car - I was going to get a cute little hybrid or something, keep the trees happy - but then my grandfather died, and it was all: retail therapy!

I just downloaded the new Alvin and the Chipmunks album! They're the only guys that make music in my key!

I'm pretty sure I'm going to fall in my GaGa shoes one night on tour and I'm hoping it becomes a Youtube sensation.

Once the world has made a decision, there is little anyone can do to change its mind.

My life is an awkward visit from the kid's table while awaiting a History Channel special.

A flame may love a snowflake, but they can never be together without each harming the other.