There's no solution to life, there's going to be problems no matter what.

There's nothing wrong with you. There's a lot wrong with the world you live in. And definitely get out of high school and make everyone sorry.

I don't necessarily consider myself a virgin, probably because I have such a penetrating personality

The gay people I knew in real life were soft spoken and didn't want to call attention to themselves because they were terrified of exposing themselves, of people finding out that they're gay.

I’ve tried being other people and myself suits me the best.

To Grandma: Once upon a time, there was a boy who flew.

I just downloaded the new Alvin and the Chipmunks album! They're the only guys that make music in my key!