The higher the hair, the closer to god.

I kind of did this thing in high school, a spoof of 'Sweeney Todd' called 'Shirley Todd,' and I had a great time doing that.

The gay people I knew in real life were soft spoken and didn't want to call attention to themselves because they were terrified of exposing themselves, of people finding out that they're gay.

In what grade do we stop believing in ourselves? I asked. In what grade do we stop believing, period? I mean, SOMEONE has to be a Nobel Peace Prize winner. SOMEONE has to be a ballerina. Why not us?

I don’t think I have the right parts to appreciate '50 Shades of Grey'.

Sometimes you have good days, and sometimes you have bad days. It really depends on how much caffeine you've had.

A villain is just a victim whose story hasn’t been told.