Not taking yourself too seriously, that's the important thing.

Whether I'm in front of the camera, behind the camera, at my computer writing a novel or a screenplay, as long as I get to entertain someone out there, I'm happy.

What grinds me the most is that we’re sending kids out into the world who don’t know how to balance a checkbook, don’t know how to apply for a loan, don’t even know how to properly fill out a job application, but because they know the quadratic formula we consider them prepared for the world?

You'd think after thousands of years on this planet the human race would have released some kind of handbook for teenagers, telling them how to get through teenagehood and get help for their issues. Yet here we are, struggling through it in our own ways.

To Grandma: Once upon a time, there was a boy who flew.

You've got to show the world who you are before it tells you. Otherwise you become victim to someone you're not.

I don't necessarily consider myself a virgin, probably because I have such a penetrating personality