Intelligence is not a competition," she said. "There is plenty to go around, and there are many ways it can be demonstrated.

To be famous is to stand on a pedestal and give the world permission to tell you all your flaws.

I could never rap, personally. I can't even wrap presents.

The higher the hair, the closer to god.

There's no solution to life, there's going to be problems no matter what.

I almost shat my pants. Literally, the floor was almost covered in my shat.

I wasn't going to get such a nice car - I was going to get a cute little hybrid or something, keep the trees happy - but then my grandfather died, and it was all: retail therapy!