I do seem like the kind of guy who'd be obsessive about Rubik's Cubes.

Sober strip clubs are horrible. When you are sober you see the matrix code behind a strip club. You're paying girls to pretend to like you until you run out of money so they can walk away.

Steve Martin said that philosophy is good for comedy because it screws up your thinking just enough, and I agree with that. Being forced to see life's metadata is good training for looking for interesting angles on a topic.

The difference being that a nerd would wear a D&D shirt because he loves D&D while a hipster would wear a D&D shirt because it's ridiculous that he is wearing a D&D shirt.

It's funny: when I first started getting vocal about how much I liked 'Doctor Who,' I didn't realize how deep the fan base was.

I've gone from being bullied by jocks as a kid to being bullied by nerds as an adult.

With stand-up, there's a little bit of an exaggerated reality because things have to be manipulated to create comedy, to create jokes.