I do seem like the kind of guy who'd be obsessive about Rubik's Cubes.

There's something about shooting webs out of my wrists and climbing up things that just makes me happy.

I don't know why people don't want to talk about their numbers. I guess in a sense, there's a bit of performer nudity, a bit of ego nudity when you expose your numbers, I guess because someone's are higher or someone's are lower. I've never really talked about the numbers with anyone, so maybe I'm not supposed to.

I played tournament chess from fifth grade up into high school.

One of the many reasons why I love stand-up so much is when you're performing, you get instant feedback. You know if stuff is working right away.

We're not in an information age anymore. We're in the information management age.

Mainstream culture is like your mom: It's always a little late to catch on and gets easily confused by technology, but it means well.