Jokes that make me laugh out loud when I write them almost always bomb. I have no idea why.
Chris HardwickI've always had a fondness for that satirical, Terry Gilliam - esque evil corporate megastructure, the kind of business that hangs banners that say making your life better as it throws kittens into the gears.
Chris HardwickI honestly think hipsters eat with their assholes because they consume everything wrong.
Chris Hardwick