I honestly think hipsters eat with their assholes because they consume everything wrong.

Every time I finish a record, it's sort of feels like, "I can't believe that I'm hanging out and having a conversation, and people are gonna listen to this." It's an odd thing, but it's really cool.

The 'Hipster Nerds' like stuff because they hate it. It's like they ironically like it.

The thing about hipsters is that they take very seriously trying to make themselves look like they don't take themselves seriously.

There's something about shooting webs out of my wrists and climbing up things that just makes me happy.

It's so much easier to give advice than to take it.

The podcast movement was really a creative survival mechanism for standup comics.