I honestly think hipsters eat with their assholes because they consume everything wrong.

I do seem like the kind of guy who'd be obsessive about Rubik's Cubes.

I think for a lot of people, bowling is sort of a joke. But I love it, and it means a lot to me, so any chance to help promote it or celebrate it or not make the hackiest jokes - 'Bowlers are like plumbers and they wear the craziest shirts!' - I'm way into.

Both my parents recognized early on that I wanted to do something in comedy, and they were really supportive. They're the ones who bought me Steve Martin records and let me watch R-rated comedies long before they probably should have.

I don't know why people don't want to talk about their numbers. I guess in a sense, there's a bit of performer nudity, a bit of ego nudity when you expose your numbers, I guess because someone's are higher or someone's are lower. I've never really talked about the numbers with anyone, so maybe I'm not supposed to.

Don't tell television, but there is some superior programming being made on the Interwebz.

The nerdist movement is less about consumers; there is a large contingent that are creative nerdists instead of consumers.