I honestly think hipsters eat with their assholes because they consume everything wrong.
Chris HardwickGrowing up in the 70s and 80s, it took effort to be a nerd. You had to seek out the nerd stuff.
Chris HardwickWhen you hang around a lot of comedians long enough, you realize there's a certain gene, in every comedian. It's why we get hyper-analytical about things.
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