I dated around some, but I've always been a serial monogamist. I don't know how people date around a lot, and not want to stab themselves in the face with a sharp object.

I think people have this stereotypical idea in their head of what a nerd is. People have said to me before, "You're not a nerd!" because I think they think of the classic Revenge Of The Nerds archetype.

I've gone from being bullied by jocks as a kid to being bullied by nerds as an adult.

Do you think Patrick Swayze now goes up behind people in pottery classes and hugs them just to crack up other ghosts?

Stand-up for me is usually a weekend thing. I go out of town and just do it.

I've been out of work so many times in my life that relying too much on just one job is terrifying.

You can't throw money at the Internet to make it work - it really is all about the quality of the content.