With stand-up, there's a little bit of an exaggerated reality because things have to be manipulated to create comedy, to create jokes.

Every time I finish a record, it's sort of feels like, "I can't believe that I'm hanging out and having a conversation, and people are gonna listen to this." It's an odd thing, but it's really cool.

Rats are just Ziploc bags full of disease.

As a comedy nerd, I get a lot out of the podcast because I'm genuinely interested in the people I'm talking to.

You can't throw money at the Internet to make it work - it really is all about the quality of the content.

There's no ironic appreciation of things we love, even of things that are in fact ridiculous, which a hipster might take and own and show the world the humor in it.

If you wish to achieve any success in this life, do your best to surround yourself with an orgy of good choices.