With stand-up, there's a little bit of an exaggerated reality because things have to be manipulated to create comedy, to create jokes.

No matter what tricks you use or what decisions you make, go easy on yourself as someone who's on a never-ending quest for improvement.

I do seem like the kind of guy who'd be obsessive about Rubik's Cubes.

I honestly think hipsters eat with their assholes because they consume everything wrong.

While the liberal media elite depict the bowler as a chubby guy with a comb-over and polyester pants, the reality is that bowling is one of the most tech-heavy sports today. Robotic pinsetters and computerized scoring were just the beginning.

Traditionally nerd-based culture is now a big sector of pop culture.

When you first start working, you take whatever job is offered, because you have to build your resume. But you don't think about what you're building.