With stand-up, there's a little bit of an exaggerated reality because things have to be manipulated to create comedy, to create jokes.

When you first start working, you take whatever job is offered, because you have to build your resume. But you don't think about what you're building.

Any time you're lucky enough to get on a show people watch, it's a good thing.

You don't need 30 million people to listen to your podcast. If 10,000 people listen to your podcast, which is not a hard number to achieve, then 10,000 people are listening, and you can build a community, and literally change the world just recording into a microphone.

I would say that nerds, as a rule, are much more sexually active than the average person. There's a lot of anxiety and stress in the nerd brain, so sex is good for that.

Sober strip clubs are horrible. When you are sober you see the matrix code behind a strip club. You're paying girls to pretend to like you until you run out of money so they can walk away.

Stand-up isn't something I just sit down and start writing - it's ideas you come up with in the shower, while you're driving, waiting in line.