Stand-up for me is usually a weekend thing. I go out of town and just do it.

Real philosophy is like trying to read an alarm system installation manual in Korean.

It changed my whole outlook. I lost a decade to self-pity, and the next thing I knew I was turning 40.

I do podcasts for the same reasons I do stand-up comedy. I love it, and I don't care if anybody else gets it.

I feel like being nerd is not about the superficial quality; it's about how nerds approach life. It's much more emotional and mental than it is you're some fat guy living in your mom's basement, which I think is just a hacky stereotype.

Do you think Patrick Swayze now goes up behind people in pottery classes and hugs them just to crack up other ghosts?

We're gonna have fun, god***it!