Stand-up for me is usually a weekend thing. I go out of town and just do it.

Comic-Con is interesting because there's so much going on at once, it's literally impossible to do everything. You need clones and some sort of hoverboard so you can surf over the crowd of packed-in nerds.

I do podcasts for the same reasons I do stand-up comedy. I love it, and I don't care if anybody else gets it.

We're gonna have fun, god***it!

Nerdists, unlike nerds, tend to be creators as much as consumers. They're creative consumers.

I dated around some, but I've always been a serial monogamist. I don't know how people date around a lot, and not want to stab themselves in the face with a sharp object.

As someone who's very nerd-minded, whenever I see a lot of cross-platform stuff when I get bonus material on either side, then it makes me want to dive deeper, sort of like tearing apart the different pieces of the pie.