When you first start working, you take whatever job is offered, because you have to build your resume. But you don't think about what you're building.

My best friend, Wil Wheaton, identifies himself as a geek.

Humans cannot produce viable offspring with our closest animal cousin: the chimpanzee. We cannot impregnate a chimp. So you know what that means? No condoms.

I have opinions about the differences between Memphis barbecue and Texas barbecue. Put me in the kitchen and you'll see how Southern I can be.

Jokes that make me laugh out loud when I write them almost always bomb. I have no idea why.

I like listening to people talk about things that they love. They get to express things they don't normally get to express.

Bowling is all physics and energy distribution. It's F = ma. So it is actually one of the most science-y sports, because it literally is just a ball and a surface and objects to knock down.