Rats are just Ziploc bags full of disease.

Some people learn comedy, and some people just are comedy.

I just feel like, for me personally, there's just been so much election fatigue, and while I think it was very important during the election to always be on top of everything that was going on with the election via social media, I do feel like, all right, now we need a little bit of a detox. I think people need a little bit of a break from it.

Every year on my birthday, I start a new playlist titled after my current age so I can keep track of my favorite songs of the year as a sort of musical diary because I am a teenage girl.

When I was in grade school I was into chess club, Latin club, D&D, computer camp - everything that made vaginas go away.

The difference being that a nerd would wear a D&D shirt because he loves D&D while a hipster would wear a D&D shirt because it's ridiculous that he is wearing a D&D shirt.

The worst day ever was when I found out my grandfather was going to die.