Rats are just Ziploc bags full of disease.

I've been out of work so many times in my life that relying too much on just one job is terrifying.

It changed my whole outlook. I lost a decade to self-pity, and the next thing I knew I was turning 40.

In the '90s, you couldn't say the word 'nerd' to someone when pitching a show. They would have considered that too niche and wouldn't have listened.

If you're going into stand-up, you're hyper-analyzing the world and asking as many questions about a thing as you possibly can so you can figure out the ultimate nature of that thing.

I do seem like the kind of guy who'd be obsessive about Rubik's Cubes.

It's funny: when I first started getting vocal about how much I liked 'Doctor Who,' I didn't realize how deep the fan base was.