I've been out of work so many times in my life that relying too much on just one job is terrifying.

Fleetwood Mac is just one of my all-time favorite bands.

Just as someone who's been interested in radio and programming for so long, I can usually tell when an interviewer is doing a segment just to fill a programming slot. They ask questions, but they don't care about the answers.

I honestly think hipsters eat with their assholes because they consume everything wrong.

When I was in grade school I was into chess club, Latin club, D&D, computer camp - everything that made vaginas go away.

I do seem like the kind of guy who'd be obsessive about Rubik's Cubes.

I had a personal blog, but why does anyone care that I went shopping for hats?