I've been out of work so many times in my life that relying too much on just one job is terrifying.

I've been out of work so many times in my life that relying too much on just one job is terrifying.

Stand up straight. If you stand up straight, you will instantly feel better about yourself, and you will project a better image to the world, one that says you don't feel like you have to be hunched over and closed off.

I have opinions about the differences between Memphis barbecue and Texas barbecue. Put me in the kitchen and you'll see how Southern I can be.

I think being an outcast is what sort of strengthens the nerd movement, because you're isolated, so you have time.

You walk into a strip club with a wad of cash; they all flock around you. Strippers are just pigeons with tits. They go where the bread is.

As a comedy nerd, I get a lot out of the podcast because I'm genuinely interested in the people I'm talking to.