It's fun for someone to poke fun at himself.

I'm not trying to sound like I turned into some kind of wise man, but it's nice to realize that your little pocket of the world isn't the whole world.

In Hollywood, what they last saw you in is what you are. It's hard to break away from that.

With the Roxbury guys (on 'Saturday Night Live'), I think the breaking point was when Stallone came on and wanted to do the sketch just because. And we're, like, 'Well, now we've got to create a story, so, what, are we bopping our heads with Rocky? What are we doing?'

I understand what my gift is, which is making people laugh, hopefully. It's more on that level. I don't need to be a leading man, I'm fine with that.

I'm fine with the life I have.

I wish I was dating one of the ladies in 'Bollywood Hero.' They're gorgeous. Any of them.