I wish I was dating one of the ladies in 'Bollywood Hero.' They're gorgeous. Any of them.

It sounds gross to say that I like myself more. But not everyone likes themselves that much. Especially in the comedy world.

I wish I was dating one of the ladies in 'Bollywood Hero.' They're gorgeous. Any of them.

With the Roxbury guys (on 'Saturday Night Live'), I think the breaking point was when Stallone came on and wanted to do the sketch just because. And we're, like, 'Well, now we've got to create a story, so, what, are we bopping our heads with Rocky? What are we doing?'

It's a different thing shooting for 10 weeks in India as opposed to on a set on stage pretending you're in India.

I can't stop being in parades. I just love dancing on floats that move really slowly on the city streets in the early morning.

In Hollywood, what they last saw you in is what you are. It's hard to break away from that.