I wish I was dating one of the ladies in 'Bollywood Hero.' They're gorgeous. Any of them.

I can't stop being in parades. I just love dancing on floats that move really slowly on the city streets in the early morning.

Here in L.A., there are a lot of dead spots, and you have to drive to find energy, but all of India is so energetic.

I love traffic. It's fantastic. New York traffic is so relaxing.

It's a different thing shooting for 10 weeks in India as opposed to on a set on stage pretending you're in India.

It sounds gross to say that I like myself more. But not everyone likes themselves that much. Especially in the comedy world.

I love any movie that has a retarded person working at Starbucks.