I met Kim Kardashian in a nightclub once, and she was really nice. Kanye West was with her, but he didn't speak. He just looked at me.

I just do what I think is funny and what's exciting to me.

I find teenage girls endlessly funny.

I went to a private boys' school, and we had girls in the last two years.

Mostly, what I watch are reality shows and documentaries.

People think that I'm some kind of genius who's got these statements to say, and I'm not really.

I was terrible student. I was capable, but I never like being told what to do, so I was always in the bottom class at school. In Australia, a lot of students study to the end of year 10, but don't go on to the final year, and I was asked to leave the school because they just thought I wasn't performing well enough. I used to sneak off to play piano, and defy the rules of the school.