I met Kim Kardashian in a nightclub once, and she was really nice. Kanye West was with her, but he didn't speak. He just looked at me.

It takes me ages to write stuff.

I'm pretty lucky. I don't get too many haters.

I feel really qualified to write about Australia.

I met Kim Kardashian in a nightclub once, and she was really nice. Kanye West was with her, but he didn't speak. He just looked at me.

I get bored with the constant probing for the cliched tears of the clown, the dark side of the comic.

I really like Jeff Lewis and 'Flipping Out' and 'Interior Therapy.' I don't know why I'm obsessed with American real estate and renovation.