More idiots should just shut their mouths.
I don't drink, I don't take drugs, I don't smoke.
I could be walking down the street one minute and get a handshake and then get spat on the next. I'm never sure whether to wear gloves or a helmet.
I don't mean to sound like a cheap prostitute, but you can call me what you like.
I'm just a public-schoolboy. I've got a degree. I'm from a middle-class family in Devon. I've got no story.
When I'm 40, too old to be a rock star, I plan to go back to college to study classical music.