I would be nothing if it wasn't for the town where I grew up and the people who gave me my inspiration.

I'd like my super power to be puns; I'd like to be great at puns: pun power. Then I could go on loads of panel shows and live off that forever.

I'm probably working on three different scripts at any time, so there's never a time where I've got nothing to do.

Going out with other actors is never good; actresses are neurotic, and actors are horrendous egotists.

I think I'm going to keep my Irish accent forever now in any movie I make, because chicks dig it and that's all I care about now!

When I was about 13 I realised girls weren't going to kiss me because I was a gigantic, weird looking creature from the depths. I was like 6 ft. aged 11.

The fame thing has happened very gradually, so I've been kind of lucky.