Theatre is so much fun because you do theatre and you have a month of working it out on your own, and then a month of rehearsal, so by the time you get to stage I know where I'm failing and I know where I'm succeeding and your boundaries are pretty concrete.

One thing that I do find really sexy is a girl who's good at crossword puzzles.

Not a fan of spiders. I saw the movie 'Arachnophobia' which was single-handedly rated in the top three worst choices of my life.

My fans have designated themselves the, uh, 'Pine Nuts.' They're a nutty bunch.

My nipples could cut glass.

I talk to myself, especially in the car.

It opens Wednesday or Friday.