A good corroborating chain, if they fail in the last link, the whole will fall to the ground.

I married way out of my pay grade. I have no idea how that happened.

Perfect sandwich? Two slices of white bread, mustard, mayo and a platinum American Express card.

I don't have any delusions. I don't think I would make it through Navy SEAL training.

You know, I just tend to grow my beard out for 'Parks and Rec.' As an actor it's always easier to shave or cut your hair for a role, but it's hard to put fake hair on or grow hair for a role. When you look at pictures of me, the longer my hair is, the longer my facial hair is, that's just the longer I haven't gotten a job.

Actors come up and just blatantly hit on my wife in front of me and don't even look at me.

Most of the writers in TV are from L.A. or New York, and those are places where people are cynical and snarky. And they fly from L.A. to New York in an airplane over this vast, expansive land where people aren't snarky; they're a lot more like the Parks and Recreation characters.